Someone on Twitter asked Gordon Ramsay if he's alergic to anything. His response made a lot of people mad:


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It may be a fitting joke for a chef but it wasn't very nice. Not surprisingly, vegans responded with disappointment.  


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Some people were more upset that the joke just wasn't that clever: 


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But it's ok guys, because he apologized and clarified that it was just a joke. 


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Good one, Ramsay. 

People in Singapore are having a devil of a time deciding what to do about the new '666' bus line. 666 is considered by the superstitious to be the "number of the beast" in reference to Satan.  Some of the Facebook comments on the Land Transport Authority announcement say using this number is insensitive. Others argue that it's perfectly reasonable. 

The rest of the commenters just showed up to make jokes. 
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Hopefully the '666' bus driver will have a sense of humor, these jokes will probably only stop when Hell freezes over. 

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Yesterday, Apple had one of its events which makes you spend the next few hours madly adjusting your spending expectations for the year. There, they announced the Apple Pencil.

It's a neat little thing, but it's also a total stylus with a fancy name and a $100 price tag.

So, the Internet had at it.

APPLE PENCIL OMG WHAT THE HECK I AM DEAD pic.twitter.com/2MMi0C5ErM

— Justine Ezarik (@ijustine) September 9, 2015

I hope the next version is called the Apple No.2 Pencil.

— Ben Parr (@benparr) September 9, 2015

Apple Pencil gets laughs in a room of people specifically chosen not to laugh at dumb names of things.

— Jeff Cannata (@jeffcannata) September 9, 2015

2014: bigger phones! 2015: apple pencil 2016: apple fax machine 2017: apple pager 2018: apple abacus https://t.co/LLJe2QWSWv

— arit john (@aritbenie) September 9, 2015

There were also a lot of the jokes you would completely expect, but still welcome.

kid - can I get the new Apple pencil? parents - sure here u go pic.twitter.com/nNZ0nUBlUW

— Jenny (@xojennydey) September 9, 2015

Hate to brag, but i am the first person to get my hands on the new #Apple #Pencil pic.twitter.com/LfaekHlfWh

— Daddy (@LifeisSavage) September 9, 2015

And then there was the Apple Pencil Pro:

But the troll of all trolls came from America's diner and weird Twitter participant — Denny's.

introducing denny's toothpick. your teeth, performing at full potential. pic.twitter.com/a8uxWmAwXF

— Denny's (@DennysDiner) September 9, 2015