SAE Douchebags Expelled From Oklahoma University After Racist Chant

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Shortly After Sigma Alpha Epsilon cut off their Oklahoma University chapter, the University President announced two of the students involved had been expelled.

Pro Tip: Don't Hide Your Weed in a Container Marked "Not Weed"

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A 21 year-old Nebraska man was pulled over and arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. When the cop searched his vehicle he discovered a container marked "not weed." 

Do you know was was in this converted sour cream container?

Did you guess weed? 

You win!

The driver then admitted it belonged to him and was cited. I have a feeling Mensa is going to revoke his membership.