I've got der Lungenkrankheit!
"I'm just sick of all these idiots swimming in me! It really agitates me!"
Y'know, Germany has been taking a lot of crap from us lately. It's high time they had a little revenge. After all, let's not forget that English is a Germanic language!
The German word for waterproofing is "imprägnieren". However, you will get weird looks from your English speaking housemate when telling her that you've just "impregnated" your shoes. #LFMF
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