Brides Are Starting a New Trend of "Trashing the Dress." Pro Tip: Don't "Trash the Dress" by Jumping Off a Boat

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Who would have thought a giant dress with tons of fabric would be so terrible to swim in? Learn something new every day!

There is No National Tragedy or Disaster That Donald Trump Won't Use to Promote Himself

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That second tweet has since been deleted from his main account, but that's everyone's favorite follically-challenged suit-wearing orangutan using the recent train crash in Pennsylvania as a talking point for his own political agenda.

Keeping it classy as always, Trump. 

Censorship of the Day: Fox News in New York Blurs Out b00bs on Picasso Piece

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Free the painted n*pple!

Pablo Picasso’s “Women of Algiers (Version O)” was making headlines this week when it sold at Christie’s for a whopping $179 million, making it the most expensive painting ever purchased at an auction.

Fox5 in New York also reported on the news, and one of their producers decided to blur out all the b00bs in the image, infuriating many people online.

Jerry Saltz, senior art critic for New York Magazine, pointed out the unnecessary censorship on Twitter Wednesday.

And others also criticized the station for bizarre editorial decision.

The hosts of Fox 5’s morning show “Good Day New York” did a segment on the controversy Thursday, in which they showed the uncensored piece, calling themselves “art connoisseurs” and blasting their coworkers who made the unfortunate decision.

“We get it,” said Greg Kelly. “It was ridiculous!”