Whoopsie Doodles! Turns Out Mike Pence Also Had Private Email Server and Now Everyone Is Making Fun of Him

Vice President Mike Pence, the homophobic former governor of Indiana who once caused an HIV outbreak in his home state in 2011, is a nightmare person. But as it turns out, he's also a total hypocrite. 

Last year, when everyone made like it was 1997 and could not stop saying "email" in response to Hillary Clinton's go-nowhere email-server scandal, Mike Pence, the king of regretful tweets, sent this baby out:

Which is even funnier today, because it turns out that, in addition to trying to use government funds to help people "seeking to change their sexual behavior" aka conversion therapy aka believing that homosexuality could electrocuted out of someone aka being a disgusting monster, Pence's private email account that he had classified material on got hacked! What's worse is that it was an AOL email account. 

And just like the time Mike Pence tweeted this:

People on Twitter are showing him the value of the delete tweet button. 

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It’s the last Friday before the election, and things are getting crazy. Could they get crazier? Sure. We’d all love that.

Well, Julian Assange is here to stir the cauldron if you will with a little “Spirit Cooking.” What is “Spirit Cooking,” you ask? CNET has a really handy explainer:

“The top trend on Twitter on Friday morning comes from an alleged WikiLeaks email of Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta discussing spirit cooking. WikiLeaks tweeted that it involves "blood, sperm and breastmilk." Spirit cooking refers to performance artist Marina Abramovic's "cookbook" of recipes to cook up thoughts -- not meals. However, some on Twitter are taking it to the extreme and accusing the former secretary of state of devil worship. "This is not the first or last time that WikiLeaks has tweeted propaganda while doing Putin's bidding," a Clinton campaign representative wrote in an email. CNET cannot independently verify the information in the alleged email, and it is be entirely possible that someone altered the email before it was publicly released.”

Here's the tweet:

via @wikileaks

Here's the gif: 


Ok. So, I guess, Hillary Clinton and her team are a bunch of witches now. If she is a witch, please, Hillary, make me a potion that will make me sleep for 1,000 years or, at least, the next week.