Because nothing good can come of this, lets take a look at a suggestion from Palcohol itself:
In addition to simply adding the powder to water, the site also proposes that Palcohol can also be mixed into food. "Sprinkle Palcohol on almost any dish and give it an extra kick. Some of our favorites are the Kamikaze in guacamole, Rum on a BBQ sandwich, Cosmo on a salad and Vodka on eggs in the morning to start your day off right."
OK SCIENCE! You've gone too far.
The concoction was apparently dreamt up to satisfy an "A-list" celebrity client who wanted something special for a party. And, according to Francis, the guests were "very happy with the end result."
One more reason not to trust celebrities.