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People Are Trolling This Expensive Knife With Hilarious Reviews

Aren't $1,500 Swiss Army Knife reviews just the greatest, or what? These people dug deep in the creativity well for some solidly entertaining reviews that are chock-full of absurdity. 

People are trolling this super expensive knife with ridiculous series of reviews.
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Package theft has become an epidemic, and I was tired of watching my packages being stolen. I made a safe and effective device to deliver a loud reminder to leave my packages alone. Hopefully it will make them pick up a different line of work.

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Well... When you gotta go. You gotta go.

"I came home to find a large piece of poop in front of my house. I originally thought it was dog poop, so I checked my security camera to hopefully find out who's dog it was, so I could have the owner clean it up. To my shock and horror, it was a contract driver to Amazon. I contacted Amazon and advised them to have someone come and clean it up. They sent someone out about 5 hours later to clean it up, but the person was not prepared with the appropriate cleaning supplies. He just scooped it up into a plastic bag and placed the bag next to my garbage can for disposal. He didn't want to take it away in his personal vehicle because it smelled so bad. I also had to hose down the gutter where the remnants were. Amazon apologized and offered me a gift card for my inconvenience and troubles."


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Guy Leaves Legendary Amazon Review For 55-Gallon Tub Of Passion Lube

My only complaint with this unforgettable, wildly imaginative Amazon review is that everyone didn't find it helpful. At the very least this helped me have an exponentially more humorous day. Sit back and enjoy. 

Guy with wild imagination leaves a ridiculous Amazon review for a huge tub of "Passion Lube."
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Twitter's Horrified After Amazon's Announcement About Delivery Drivers Being Allowed Into Your Home

The new service will work alongside Amazon's Cloud Cam and a 'smart lock' to allow for vetted Amazon delivery drivers entry into Prime customers' homes that aren't around. Naturally, the 'revolutionary' service was met with a tidal wave of apprehension from people that aren't totally down with "thoroughly vetted" strangers being inside their damn homes while they're away...

People are scared after Amazon's announcement about delivery drivers being allowed into people's home.
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Hilariously Illustrative Amazon Review For Knuckle Blaster Will Stun You

The reviews section in Amazon has to be at least (if not more) than half the reason I find myself wandering the online aisles of the sprawling online marketplace: it is stocked to the brim with comedy gems. This review in particular takes on the feel of a frantic, wildly unpredictable, unexpectedly dramatic short story; and the obvious highlight's, "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" Can't make this sh*t up, man. 

Hilarious 5-star Amazon review about the knuckle blaster will impress you with its attention to detail.
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