What Kind of Establishment Are We Talking About Here?

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I mean, that sounds like a fantastic deal, I'm just not sure if it's something you want to be advertising to just anybody. People will get the wrong idea, you know.

Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.