Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

I see how it is, trick all but the observant into thinking that you're wearing real pants when you're in your PJ's all day. Clever, very clever...

Those are mean streets out there and you need pants that won't get in your way when you kick someone's ass for their watch.