The people closest to the camera appear to be leaving; they've clearly lost their appetite.

Just looking at this picture fulfills your daily dose of saturated fats. Sorry about that!

"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

But still, who doesn't love to dress up and go out for a fine meal?