(Brother is leaving to go home, his dog dug holes in the yard.)
Mom: You still have to fill my holes.
Brother and Me: *laugh hysterically*
Brother: That sounded wrong.
Mom: Fill in my holes then fix my yard.
Me: We don't live in Alabama, mom!
Keep your Juicy away from my baby!
Play-Doh has since began to delete pictures of the suspiciously dong-like toy from its public Facebook page, which is of course only making the problem that much worse. So, merry Christmas to all and to all a good wang... er... "Icing Maker."
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