"She walked into the lobby and was carrying a Dunkin' Donuts box, walked up to the window, when the officer greeted her asked if he could help here she said 'I'm here to feed the pigs,'" Framingham police Lt. Harry Wareham said.
McNamara then allegedly reached into the box and began throwing raw bacon and sausage at the officer and smearing the greasy meat onto the bulletproof glass.
Check out the video above to hear a Florida resident's exchange with 911 during a PS Network outage on Christmas Day. The operator snarkily suggests the kid should go outside or read a book, but listen 911 operator, you don't understand; THE GRAPHICS OUTSIDE SUCK.
No we don't know when they will restore service to Xbox or Playstation. Please Dial 9-1-1 only for emergencies. pic.twitter.com/nQCeWEEFP1
A security guard told him to wait on a nearby bench, and Higgs apparently thought it was the perfect chance for a smoke break.
But he wasn't packing tobacco.
When the officer Higgs so desperately wanted to see came out, he smelled the marijuana immediately and took Higgs into custody.
And then the show began.
Higgs disrobed, while still babbling, and relieved his bowels on the floor of his holding cell, Chitwood said. Then, as if struck by artistic inspiration, Higgs grabbed his own feces and "wiped it all over the walls," he said.