Via: @SPD_Traffic
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A man walking his dog at a park in Oregon was about to take his morning dump in a porta potty when he stumbled upon a monster marijuana plant.
Rest easy, everyone. According to the experts in the comment section, the massive plant was picked prematurely, which means the those ladies were picked before they had a chance to grow up into some righteous herb. #RIP
#PokemonGO is not all fun and games. Here is a video of a distracted driver who struck one of our cars. #PlaySafe pic.twitter.com/kOTfbTcILo
— Baltimore Police (@BaltimorePolice) July 19, 2016
Via: Baltimore Police
Two things that really got me going here: One, it's almost like he thought by showing the police he was playing Pokémon GO! that he thought it'd be all chill after. Second, I'm pretty sure he was still trying to catch whatever it was that got him in the accident, after being confronted by the cops for CRASHING into a cop car! Sheesh, man. Come on.
