What do you think?

Pizza Hut, apparently inspired by its customers' claims that smelling a freshly-opened box of pie is akin to sniffing the heavens itself, made a scent to commemorate. This is sure to inspire such lines as "You smell like my part-time job in high school," and "I see someone else truly has an appreciation for Meat Lovers."

This makes you look like you're being birthed... it's horrible.

Well one of them is going to have to change.