Get ready for this shitshow.

Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming about punching Martin Shrekli in the face amidst the plethora of irritating news about the latest dumb thing the jackass said? Yeah, well, turns out Shkreli is feeling extra charitable these days; and in an attempt to raise money for the son of his friend Mike Kulich--the XHamster publicist who passed away--he's letting the highest bidder punch him in the face.

Anyone who has played an MMO knows how treasured your account is to you, the sheer amount of time sunk into it makes it really special.

In addition, anyone who has ever had their account hacked knows the pain of losing all of your resources and gold, regardless if the account is recovered.

But even with that considered. This meltdown is something else and a new level of self absorbed.