British

J.K. Rowling would seem hellbent on keeping herself entertained post-Harry Potter through regularly preying upon unsuspecting Twitter personalities, or just Donald Trump all the time. Usually, she digs a bit deeper into the well of razor-sharp and unforgiving witty banter. This particular insult though, is just kind of awkward. 

If anyone out there thought they were having a tough week, just remember it could be worse, you could be this dude...Mr. Ben Bramley of Ripon, UK.

Guys...I have so many carpets. BOW TO ME peasants, BOW TO ME.