united kingdom

They've ALL Failed in Some Way
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I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?

... Uh huh... Uh huh...

... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.

Like supermarket aisles?
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"Right, which one is that?"

"Erm... Wight, I think? No, no, no. Maybe the Inner Hebrides."