This is a Pets, Shoes, and Shirts-Free Zone!

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Let's go over the possibilities here:

1) You can't bring pets or shoes, but a shirt is required.

2) You can't bring shoes for your pet, but a shirt is required.

3) You can't bring shoes for your pet, but a shirt for your pet is required.

4) You can't bring pets, and you must wear and shirt and shoes.

5) None of them are required.

6) You can bring some Tylenol because your head hurts after reading this stupid sign.

We Have a Shower Time

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T-shirt we found at a thrift store

Ooookay Then

By Unknown
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A shirt I saw a girl wearing in Tokyo. It says "Take Care Not Biting Of the Rat Due to a Very Delicious Cheese It". Which obviously makes perfect sense, correct?

Everything you need for a fun night in

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Chicken wire, comebridge, rapist masks, inflatable foam rubber with things sprayed on it, shoes that looked like orthopaedic wear, and a dwarf.