Just joking, 'Canada' and. 'Scary' shouldn't be in the same sentence together (see what I did there?).
Ooh, but it's five for a dollar! Shouldn't have spent all my money on beer! Plus I'm drunk, so it'll taste good...
Everything is possible if you believe in yourself. The sky is the limit. Wash your hands, idiot, don't be weaksauce.
[Exharus wiss disappointamentu]
See, even us Finns think Australia is üuppsiid down!
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