See, even us Finns think Australia is üuppsiid down!

Just joking, 'Canada' and. 'Scary' shouldn't be in the same sentence together (see what I did there?).

Yeah, no. As much fun as letting your kid sleep with the sharks, I'll pass.

... and I send car to junkyard!

In which we hear a Chinese voiceover guy butcher the English language like... well... like a knife! He's got that announcer cadence to his voice though! Keep trying, buddy.

What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.