... Sprint!

"Right, which one is that?"

"Erm... Wight, I think? No, no, no. Maybe the Inner Hebrides."

America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.

I won't spoil the ending, but there are goals aplenty for sure! We're still trying to figure out why there was no stoppage time.

Even Mama France has stop signs that say "Stop!" Seriously!

Top image, top left to bottom right:

- Richard Dawkins, evolutionary biologist who, among many other noteworthy career achievements, first coined the word "meme" (the Internet thanks you!).

- Stephen Hawking, no description needed, he's Stephen Motherf**n' Hawking.

- Peter Higgs, theoretical physicist after whom the Higgs boson was named.

- Brian Cox, particle physicist and ATLAS project contributor at CERN.

Bottom image, left to right:

- Who cares?