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Via: whatisallie
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There are so many things to discuss about this image, please choose from any number of them: 

  • so many shampoo options
  • why the tarp?
  • are those cookies in the pudding
    • are they vanilla wafer cookies?
  • what does his tiny below-the-n*pple tattoo say?
  • why is there a window on the shower's back wall?
  • was the photo album title really neccessary?
  • where do they even sell pert plus anymore?!
news wtf woman wife no no tubes husband chopped - 8425818112
Via: NY Post
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Via NY Post:

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.