The Big Finish

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"Through sex alone?" What did the other guys have to do? Feed her nachos and ice cream? And was that "sex alone" or "sexting alone?"

I Like "The Frumpy Vixen" Better

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"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.