Beauty and the Beast

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Sure there are more depressing movies, or movies that will quickly "de-sexify" the snugglefest on the couch, but this isn't about that. The following movies should be avoided due to the INSANELY UNREALISTIC LOVE SITUATIONS they depict and that your relationship will NEVER EVER LIVE UP TO. Not ever, sorry, you'll never be that smooth (both with your words and your body hair). And, due to the fact you're watching a movie on the couch together, I doubt you have to fight the world to prove your love.

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One of the many frightening ramifications of that plotline, right up there with the poor guy who got turned into a wetmop.

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"Listen, as a cursed Monster-Man living in a castle full of talking silverware, I have a lot on my plate." "You threatened to eat me alive." "Here let's go to the library again. You like libraries, right?"

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