When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...

My knees hurt now.

Apparently holding a phone in each hand leaves you vulnerable to enough radiation to turn you into a flamingo.