And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.
"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."
We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"
But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.
And it STILL smells like tuna.
This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.
Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.
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