sexting

Everyone knows that the winky face emoticon is the universal sign for "she wants to punch my wee-wee."

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.