At Least a Pigeon Can Love Me

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[polldaddy poll="5764843"]

That's a Lot of Rimjobs

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They Just Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

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Fan Boys and Girls

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LIAR.

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His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow

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Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.

They Prefer the More Sensitive Touchscreens

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