If it Was a Crime, I'd Be Screwed

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A Drink So Good It's a Crime

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Ruining Your Life? Here, Let Me Get That For You Buddy

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Booze News: Man Attempts Armed Robbery At Bar, Regulars Don't Give A Single F*ck

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Some guy tried to hold up a Rotterdam bar and ended up getting chased out by the unarmed patrons, who were probably more irritated that he interrupted their night than anything else.c

Moral of the story: if you're gonna rob a business in the Netherlands, you better have more than a little ol' gun.

Stealing Bacon For Booze

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