"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
"I'm gonna be late, jackass!"
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
It's a literal traffic jam!
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...