While scrolling through the internet, I happened upon this scroll. Actually, I wouldn't call it a scroll. More like a scripture.
Happy May the 4th be with you, everybody!
Adam Driver hosted Saturday Night Live this week and went Undercover as Kylo Ren pretending to be a radar technician at Starkiller Base. Turns out the young king of emo has pretty great comedic timing.
He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
~Office Lackey Jack
Should have used Linux.
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.