The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.
When the proles at the disposable cup factory gave up on communism, they obviously converted straight to satanism.
~Office Lackey Jack
Every ounce of the server's ability to deny and deadpan will be required.
It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.
The "large" sizes at McD's are practically two liters anyway. I doubt that bottle will last long.