"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
After work, he hangs out with his friends: Hardee, Carl Jr., and Dairy Queen.
Ok sir, that'll be $1282.37 at the second window.
AND Taco Bell! What is your secret, you bastards?
... if you wake up at all, that is...
Excuse me, pearly arches.