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raspberry90

Bad Translator coffee stealing theft - 4994205184

By raspberry90

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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

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sailorxraven

Bad Translator job search procrastination - 4979962880

By sailorxraven

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Most people, after all, find work on Sunday. Mostly by mowing lawns for the retired people who've gone to church.

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