My favorite chair to watch home improvement.
One is good, but two is always safer.
Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.
Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA
Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."