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bad puns bathroom kludge dual use pencil security - 4963804928
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

door dual use phone security - 5696061952
By userrr3
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Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

cars dual use locked up security tape - 5112791040
By Radix
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

anti-theft car hood lock security - 5737713152
By Unknown
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack