Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.
Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.
Well deserved after spending an entire Saturday shopping for Jacuzzis, realize they're damn expensive and coming home to build this.
Aw, come on. They even circled it in the picture! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
At least it distracts from that god-awful paint job. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Uh oh, here comes the foreman to check out your work. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.