It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.
Don't you know what he's done to your family???
In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.
Great idea! I'll get the hammer!
A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy