If it were my job to run around in a Barney costume and hug little kids all day, I would want nothing less than an industrial sized air conditioner.
The fair-trade Colombian blend, of course.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
I just need to get one of these printed with TIFI logo and I'll be good to go!