Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.
Pipe got busted, sink already leaked, so the Mountain Dew bottle came to save the day!
Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!
The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.
Sugary sodas: you could do without M!