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Dirty Cake Thieves Ruin Woman’s Birthday in Trashy Twitter Thread

They were so ready to have a good time, only to have their hopes dashed by an inconsiderate group of cretins.

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Via Metro:

While this may sound innocent, police say the vanilla extract in question had an alcohol content of 41 per cent, meaning it would knock even the hardest drinker on his back...

She was bbreathalysed and found to have a blood alcohol level of .26 per cent, three times over the legal limit.

Officers say that she was drinking the alcoholic extract, which is normally used as an ingredient in baking, causing her to become drunk.