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Tumblr Thread Evolves, Tells the Amazing Tale of the World Through Alien's Eyes

Have you ever wondered what it's like to arrive on earth?
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Friends Discover Shark Tracker, Find Various Shark Journeys

In case you've ever wanted to track sharks and other sea life, Ocearch would be the place to do it. These folks went on a deep dive (don't excuse that pun, it sucked) into the world of shark tracking and found a few of their favorites. Who wouldn't want updates on their favorite sharks? For more shark stuff, here was the time people discovered a shark army and sided with the sharks.
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Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Give The Day Some Pazazz

The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.
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Tumblr story about a dog learning to herd a lawn roomba | gallusrostromegalus So one my neighbors has lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like background robot background original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING DOGS. They have concluded think s some kind prey animal because right after this video ended they decided crouch down and stalk which means 90% sure going have stop Arwen eating at some point.

Tumblr Thread: Dog Figures Out How to Herd Lawn Roomba

She went full sheep dog.
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figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also: Blood is thiekerthan water blood covenant is thicker than water womb. Meaning relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth | espurr-roba Let's not forget Jack all trades, master none" ends with "But

Insightful Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Meanings Of Different Figures Of Speech

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A wholesome and hilarious post about a funny dad.

Tumblr Thread: A Wholesome And Hilarious Dad

Lucky kid.
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weird kids at camp worship me boy, incarnations of a zucchini | glumshoe can't do justice one weirdest camp stories know. My friend tells so well, and can offer only pale shadow his story. Last summer, he working with one younger units comprised ten year old boys. They had spent night camping on another beach and were just readying themselves depart Make sure have all things called my friend Don't leave anything behind!

Tumblr Story: The Saga of "Me Boy" The Camp Zucchini

Alright then, sure.
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Funny Tumblr Thread on the Spice that Han Solo was smuggling | vanyaliful S novasstillintheair Follow prokopetz Follow know Star Wars extended universe treats "spice" like 's this big scary drug, but kind like imagine s basically just space weed, and only reason Han got trouble with Imperials over Jabba's cargo is he evading import tariffs. alexanderrm Follow If just looking at mentions original trilogy, is there evidence 's even drug and not something put on bland food make taste like something

Tumblr Thread: What Exactly Han Solo Was Smuggling

Spice. Not even once.
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Tumblr thread shines light on the real world benefits of the arts | mnwood have ever told y'all about greatest moment my academic career freshman college and had this history teacher who edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor off charts and he first teacher ever heard use word "fuck anyway he would do this thing every so often where have quiz" and first two questions were

Tumblr Thread: Real World Benefits Of The Arts

Knowledge is never wasted.
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Tumblr goes all the way in on why dragons have their eyes where they do. | galahadwilder sudden, terrifying thought see an animal with its eyes set front, like wolves, or humans s usually predator animal.

Tumblr Goes Mythological Scientist Mode On Dragons

Dragons are awesome.
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Sparkling Tumblr Gems Uncovered From the Deep

Commence the tumbling!
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Tumblr Thread: Being a Purveyor of Fine Clown Meats

It's uh... it's a lot.
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Funny And Random Tumblr Gems Harpooned From The Deep

Wait, how do you harpoon gems?
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teacher's dihydrogen monoxide lesson on tumblr | dihydrogenmonoxideawareness DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS AN ACID WITH PH LEVEL 7 DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AWARENESS 'S HIGHER PH LEVEL THAN ANY OTHER ACID! | Why would anyone want consume etherealastraea teach my 7th graders about dangers dihydrogen monoxide bring graduated cylinder and talk about s used nuclear power plants and gmo crops inhaling even small amount l'm holding can lead suffocation or even death s found vaccines and cancer cells, but also

Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Great Dihydrogen Monoxide Lesson

It's important stuff, man.
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A quick Tumblr thread addresses the world's greatest tropes. | inspectorwired Follow movie tropes will never get old thing happens two people exchanging money back fourth wall breaking give up all weapons" and one guy spends entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen alternatively terribly loud crash and one characters going "oops most casual voice "fuck well if insist" nerdgasrnz Follow #alternatively alternatively terribly

Tumblr Thread: The World's Greatest Tropes

Love us some tropes.
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A quick Tumblr post about how our brains trip out in complete darkness. | georgeyofthetrumpets blackbearmagic no but seriously still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp cave and Hand Did Not Actually See, and 's been twelve years since happened 's such an unreal experience like turn off light cave and wave hand front face and

Tumblr Thread: Sensory Deprived Brains Turn Into Hallucination Factories

Tight.
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