With denials, incessant (emotional) hang-ups, and wild demands this feels like an actual breakup.
Sit back and watch a full-fledged breakdown manifest in someone literally taking a damn car through a store window.
The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."
The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text:
Am I hallucinating or did a phone company sponsor an infographic that would inevitably lead to people wanting to leave their smartphones at home to assuage their technology-related guilt complex?
Next up on the "Smashing Cell Phone Providers Mystery Tour," AT&T!