super villain

Just that classic time a kid realized that he could control the god-like power of the wind in the palms of his hands. Hopefully no one ever told him that they make even bigger leaf blowers.

The prop was used in a telecommunications ad, but now it can be yours for the low price of "delivering it to your home and explaining to your significant other why you have a death ray now!"

Next time on Tequila: Tony discovers that being a super-villain has put him on an FBI watchlist, then drinks to forget.