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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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40+ Terrible Puns to Torture Your Soul

This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…
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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Definitely Sort Of Right

Sure, okay.
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The Wonderful Musings Of Sewer Tank Trucks

They aren't the best, but they're a solid number 2.
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48 Funny Pun Business Names That Chose Cleverness

How about a math tutoring center called Quotient Tangentino.
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25 Dad Jokes That Are Dangerously Dadly

It's the dadliest catch.
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Ohio Turnpike Reveals New Snowplow Names, They Are Perfect

It's something we've known since the cultural tipping point that was the naming of “Boaty McBoatface.” While democracy can have its issues when it comes to efficiency in governance, it is absolutely the best method humanity has ever devised for naming infrastructure-maintaining heavy equipment. The results came in and these are the names of the snowplows used by the Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission.
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Thieving neighbors keep stealing from garden, and then they get called out with plant puns.

Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues

Maybe they just shouldn't steal.
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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Basically Right

Yeah, okay sure.
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Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

No one said they had to be actually correct.
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Dad Jokes That Go Father Than Ever Before

They're extra dadly.
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Puns of Varying Quality and Clevertude

The puns roll on.
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Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure

They're a way of life.
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Puns Ranging From Untreatable to Highly Repeatable

It's always a mixed bag with puns.
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Technically Correct Moments That Are Literally Accurate

Well, there's some room for argument.
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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Almost Stupid But Not Quite

It's not wrong.
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A collection of dad jokes that left us entertained.

Daderrific Dad Jokes That Just Nailed It

We're always ready for more dad jokes.
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