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Trump Tries To Prove Patriotism Then Fails To Remember Words To God Bless America

Not sure whether we should laugh or cry on this one. The headline alone does have a pronounced tone of post-apocalyptic hell to it, no? 

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Man’s Workplace Ketamine Adventure Lands Him Face-to-Face with Irish President

Writer Seamas O'Reilly responds to the question: what was your worst workplace f*ck-up? This is what happens when you take bootleg horse tranquilizers and then realize you have to be at work for a very special function.

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Guy Live-Tweets Painful Revelation About President Trump's Website Trying To Troll Obama

Twitter User, Christopher Ingraham happened upon a painful revelation that's filled to the brim with hypocrisy. Yes, Ingraham learned that the website of Donald Trump WAS programmed to share a snarky message about Obama not working (to fix the problem) and playing golf all the time, whenever an error turned up while navigating it. 


Thing is, the message was going out while Trump himself is doing that very damn thing, since Christmas. The following Twitter thread hints that Trump's team likely called an audible on that message, after considering the level of hypocrisy at play in the message. Or, who knows. We'll let you be the judge on this one. 

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Inauguration Day Effortlessly Eclipsed By the Sheer Brilliance of George W. Bush Battling a Poncho

Truly the significance of this spontaneous moment is given away in the headline. In such dark and troubling (at least for some folks) times, it lightens the heart to be able to fall back upon the comedic relief of an ex-prez waging war on a seemingly possessed poncho. Thankful for this.

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spotify offers president barack obama job as president of playlists
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In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

  1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
  2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
  3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:



via Spotify

Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotify that could put in a good word for him?