Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.
Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I've got a tanning pro-tip for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Having a tan means you've been in the sun, Not in a room with some paint and a gun. Why pay a fee when the sun's light is free? Look in a mirror. Can't you see? You look like a traffic cone.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da, Stop with the skin-paint, orange retard. You will draw comparisons to All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
You can tell they're sisters, or at LEAST best friends with matching tastes, because of how well they go together.