I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.
It's puberty. The girls were probably just as confused as you were. They were probably wondering why you carried carrots around in your pocket.
From the submitter: "Left this on my mother in law's filing cabinet, right at eye level next to where the customers sit...got a call around the same time she got called in to her boss's office to discuss inappropriate workplace behavior."