For anyone who hasn't seen a coconut crab before, they're a bit of a sideways-walking nightmare. They like to walk on land and eat coconuts, which basically means they can find you anywhere and pinch super hard. These golfers met a particularly stubborn coconut crab who seemed really interested in a set of clubs, and they found out just how hard it can pinch.

NOPE.

That explains the dinosaur connection.

Apparently they don't stop?

Ah!

Brutal.

Not an enviable position to be in.

Oh, cool.

Otters, Caterpillars and Boars, oh my!

The floor is mice!

Ah!

To their credit, that's a pretty big spider.

What terrifying wonder.