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Sometimes life just up and drills you with an entirely unplanned curveball of a shitty situation. This is one of those times. Keep your eyes peeled for the later half of the movie, and brace yourself as you witness what's easily already the most cringeworthy kiss cam performance of 2017.

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Turns Out the Soundtrack to Titanic Makes Basketball a Million Times More Hilarious

Now if only we can get a clip of his Air-ness Michael Jordan screaming “I’m king of the world!”

@TitanicHoops is an ingenious twitter account that shows basketball highlights while playing the music from Titanic. It’s as simple of that.

However, one of the surprising things about it is that it makes basketball even better, if not more emotionally powerful. I mean, I once thought there’s nothing more emotional than a serious dunk, but then I watched it with “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion playing. I’m shook. I'm changed. I'm the king of the world. 

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Sigh

Guys, I don't know what to tell you. This baby, only 23-months old, is really good at free throws. He just tosses them off his upstairs landings and swish. Nothing but net. Gets buckets.

What can I do? Maybe make a shot underhand. That's a hard maybe. This baby can beat me at horse, and that's so sad. 

bill walton accidentally rants about weed on espn
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Ratings couldn't be any higher.

When ESPN cut back from commercial during a college football game last night, they caught  broadcaster and former player Bill Walton going on about marijuana legalization, with others in the room cheering him on, saying “get ‘em, Bill.” As if to make this clip even better, he’s also dressed in a full Uncle Sam garb, asking Obama to free anyone who was arrested for marijuana-related crimes.

It’s pretty awesome. Though, this isn’t the first time Bill Walton has let his pot politics known. He’s criticized marijuana laws on ESPN2 before, as well.

But I’ll tell you one guy who didn’t find it awesome or “cool.” This guy:

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Watch This High School Player Shatter a Backboard, Which Is Still The Coolest Thing You Can Do

Shattering the backboard, is there a greater display of dominance? It sends the message that not only am I slam-dunking this shit, no one else is going to be playing until we clean this up and get a new hoop.

That’s how Isaiah Banks of Heritage High School student became the coolest kid in school.

In cast you’re wondering, this was at the end of the game, which Heritage won, 40-14. Ain’t nothing sicker than that.

Check out some more sick dunks:

H/T SB Nation

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Dad fight!

Missouri and Georgia ended the first half of their game on Saturday with a slobber knocker. After two players got into it a little bit, two coaches, Georgia’s Kent Davidson and Missouri’s Steve Sheilds, started going at it too. They were probably fighting over what show was better Ray Donovan or Goliath.

Dads.

H/T Deadspin

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Can we just stop Justin Timberlake from doing stuff?

It’s enough that he’s an acclaimed singer, dancer, and actor, but does he have to be good at free throws, too? And this is just him messing around the court, sinking half-court shots. What's next? He gonna be really good at predicting what month comes after April? 

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The rage. 

I mean, maybe he could be good at cleaning up the ocean or getting humans to Mars, things that would benefit all of us instead of just making us feel bad about ourselves. Right? Then again, we’d probably be just as annoyed at that too.

JT, give it a rest. Enjoy your millions of dollars and, what seems like, a really nice and supportive relationship with Jessica Biel.

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Louisville women’s basketball coach Jeff Walz made a genius call on Monday night, sending his team out facing the wrong basket to begin the third quarter against Duke.