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How about a math tutoring center called Quotient Tangentino.

It's the dadliest catch.

They're extra dadly.

Be consumed by wordplay.

Some of them are clever!

Ah yes, sign language.

Get thee to a punnery.

For the dads.

Keep these off the record.

Dad jokes. They're definitely something.

Are puns even good?

Get in that pun puddle.

That's some quality dad.

Puns aren't always funny, but they're certainly never going away.